Original Barbie (left) and Entrepreneur Barbie
Mattel; Photo Illustration by Tiffany Hagler-Geard
05/02/2014 AT 1:00 PM ET
05/02/2014 AT 4:20 PM ET
As loyal readers may know, humans just can’t stop aging.
But we don’t often think about the other kind of aging, the aging of inanimate objects. Though the physical plastic itself doesn’t change much – give or take the occasional melting or dismemberment – the passage of time works its magic on beloved toys in different ways.
Some toys become brighter and flashier in their newer models. Others stay basically the same, while making a few concessions to modern trends. And more still change their entire image completely. Check out the iconic toys alongside their modern versions below. Which ones would you prefer to play with?
All photo illustrations by Tiffany Hagler-Geard for PEOPLE.com.
Mr. Potato Head, 1950 (L) and 2011
Did you know that old Mr. Potato Head dolls used to be made with an actual potato? He was the healthiest toy around, if only by default.
Barbie, 1959 (L) and 2014
Barbara Millicent Roberts has always had an uneasy relationship with the feminist movement, but her modern versions are “leaning in” more and more.
G.I. Joe, 1964 (L) and 2013
In some sort of weird semiotic loop, G.I. Joe action figures now resemble the actors (ahem, Bruce Willis) who star in the action-movie franchise based upon the toy line.
Strawberry Shortcake, 2014 (L) and 1980
Besides her redesign, Strawberry Shortcake has also made a major life change since she was introduced. While her original version lived in a strawberry, today’s version lives in a shortcake.
My Little Pony, 1982 (L) and 2013
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic has given these pint-sized neon thoroughbreds a whole new fan base, and correspondingly a brighter cartoon-inspired redesign.
Cabbage Patch Kids, 1983 (L) and 2010
The hair may be different, but those cherubic cheeks remain.
Optimus Prime, 2014 (L) and 1983
He’s still a robot in disguise; that disguise is now just a lot less truck-looking.
Care Bears, 2014 (L) and 1983
Turning 30 hasn’t cost Cheer Bear any of her youthful charm.
American Girl Dolls, 1986 (L) and 2014
American Girls still teach their owners about the past, but starting in 2001, the company has also produced a line of Girl of the Year dolls whose lives are set in modern times.