updated 06/25/2014 AT 3:00 AM ET
•originally published 06/25/2014 AT 6:15 AM ET
The Real Housewives of New York City were, almost literally, fish out of water on Tuesday.
On a trip to Montana, the wives tried their manicured hands at a lot of outdoor activities, including fly-fishing, but largely came up empty-handed.
“I had a vision of fish flying out of the water,” said Kristen Taekman, while Ramona Singer worried more about the fishy fashion. “The worst part of fly-fishing is the outfit I look like Humpty Dumpty.”
But at least Humpty Dumpty and BFF Sonja Morgan caught a fish – with the help of their guide – while Heather Thomson let one slip off her hook, before falling into the water.
“Sonja seems to have a stick up her ass,” said de Lesseps. “Make that the whole tree.”
“Are you upset with the facialist, or what people are saying?” asked Morgan.
“I don’t even want to listen to this anymore,” yelled de Lesseps. “You don’t defend me, your friend?”
“The community’s saying it about you,” Morgan retorted.
“Don’t talk s–––!” De Lesseps screamed. “You are not a friend!”