updated 06/10/2014 AT 11:00 PM ET
•originally published 06/11/2014 AT 6:30 AM ET
Sonja Morgan had no shame about her “walk of shame” on Tuesday’s The Real Housewives of New York City.
“No one is concerned?” asked Kristen Taekman, whom Morgan invited over for a beauty treatment, but she wasn’t home when she arrived the next morning. “Only Sonja could get away with this stuff.”
Cue Morgan sneaking back into her house.
“He had to rip my dress off,” she told her intern upon arriving. “I didn’t get a lot of sleep, but I got a lot of action.”
Continued Morgan: “Okay, so I had a walk of shame. I live for the walk of shame. Actually, I call it a victory lap. A girl has to do what she has to do.”
And when that girl is Morgan’s esthetician, she spills all her dirty secrets, telling Taekman that Morgan’s mystery man was actually a French Johnny Depp look-alike that LuAnn de Lesseps allegedly enjoyed some time with in St. Barth’s last season.
“[LuAnn] does whatever she wants to do,” said the esthetician. “I heard her favorite were short French men with thick accents She likes to be in charge.”
“She doesn’t like it when I call her LuMan,” joked Morgan.