updated 05/28/2014 AT 2:00 AM ET
•originally published 05/28/2014 AT 6:00 AM ET
Sonja Morgan held a funeral for her dog on Tuesday’s Real Housewives of New York City, and although it was a touching tribute, the memorial service was also – in typical Sonja style – a little “ruff” around the edges.
“I’m finally ready to say goodbye to my dog of 18 years,” said an emotional Morgan. “I used Millou as a crutch He was my shadow.”
Morgan decided to toss a fancy funeral, asking the wives to wear black dresses and hats, and she even attempted to write her own eulogy, but Siri wouldn’t cooperate.
“Normally, I would wing my speeches, but Millou was too important to me,” said Morgan, dictating into her iPhone. “He was the best thing that ever happened to me before my daughter.”
“I’m sorry,” responded Siri. “With whom would you like to speak?”
The confusion continued at the memorial service, held near Morgan’s first home by the river.