07/30/2014 AT 1:00 AM ET
And what better way to recount the biggest drama from the Big Apple than with the juiciest lines from Part One of their reunion?
I Tossed a Liquid When She Was in Liquid!
Ramona Singer didn’t exactly apologize to Kristen Taekman for tossing her wine glass at her while the model swam in the Berkshires, but she did (finally) admit “it was unladylike.”
“It was plastic!” Ramona protested. “My intention was not to hit your face.”
“She had a good gash in her lip,” Countess LuAnn de Lesseps (a former nurse) summed up.