updated 07/02/2014 AT 12:00 PM ET
•originally published 07/02/2014 AT 12:55 PM ET
What would it sound like if Billie Holiday, Bob Dylan and Britney Spears teamed up on a song together? Probably horrible! One of them is dead and we can’t see the other two working well together. Too many divas in the studio, right?
It’s not (just) a viral stunt; that Cantor is impersonating these celebrities while telling his beloved she’s “perfect just the way you are” adds a touch of irony to the song’s sincere sentiments.
Watch the video above and marvel at how far Cantor stretches the definition of “celebrity” (Does Smeagol really count?), as well as his vocal cords on the female parts. When he gets to Gwen Stefani, you’ll wonder: How can a man do that?