07/28/2014 AT 1:45 AM ET
Dealing with lawyers can be quite frustrating – even when you’re a vampire.
Warning: True Blood Spoilers Ahead.
Facing mortality for the first time in over 100 years, Bill (Stephen Moyer) has quickly accepted his Hep-V positive status and makes the practical decision to update his last will and testament before his deadly condition worsens.
But much to Bill’s chagrin, the vampire is forced to take a number and spend his evening in the waiting room of a law office sitting among his fellow infected vampires. His symptoms are progressing extremely rapidly, and after his lawyer attempts to charge Bill $10,000,000 to add his progeny, Jessica, as his heir, the vampire chooses instead to kill the lawyer and her vampire bodyguard.
Having overheard Bill discussing his Hep-V status, Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll) calls her ex-boyfriend Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and asks him to bring Sookie (Anna Paquin) over so she can break the news of Bill’s illness to her in person.
Jason’s eagerness to leave his girlfriend, Violet, and rush to Jessica’s side is the last straw for Violet (Karolina Wydra), who makes the decision to break up with Jason in a note that simply reads, “Jason, relationship not working for me. Over. – Violet”
Also dealing with relationship drama, James (Nathan Parsons) decides to crash at Lafayette’s after his fight with Jessica and is convinced to provide Lafayette (Nelsan Ellis) and Lettie Mae (Adina Porter) some of his blood in hopes that they will get a message from her deceased daughter Tara.
Just as Lafayette’s cousin appears to be about to reveal something buried in her childhood yard, Lettie Mae’s husband shakes his wife out of the V trip and forces her to choose between what he considers an addiction to vampire blood and their marriage. For Lettie Mae the decision is painful but easy. Her “baby girl” comes first.