updated 12/16/2009 AT 10:00 AM ET
•originally published 12/16/2009 AT 10:30 AM ET
"My Kermie is nothing like [Tiger]. I just want to say, he would never do anything untoward moi, but, if he did, you can rest assured there’d be a hole in one, and he’d be the one!"
Miss Piggy, chiming in on the Tiger Woods scandal during a sit-down with Wendy Williams this week.