updated 11/28/2011 AT 11:00 AM ET
•originally published 11/28/2011 AT 3:30 PM ET
Kourtney and Kim Take New York had its season premiere Sunday night and with all the bickering between the show’s newlyweds, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, it could have been called Kim and Kris Break Up. But whose behavior was worse?
Among the lowlights …
Before they left, for New York, Kris said, “You’re my wife now … It’s going to take a lot to get rid of me.” Then he scooped her up and said, “God, you ate a lot of wedding cake.”
Once they were settled into their New York apartment, Kris admits to intentionally leaving clothes around just to annoy Kim, who’s a known neat freak.
Despite Kris’s need to work out and keep up his basketball skills, Kim insisted on having him accompany her to a party, where she pressured him to walk the press line, pose for pictures on the red carpet and cut the cake. “You care about that. I don’t give a f–––,” Kris says.
When Kris discovered Kim and Kourtney did naked yoga with a male instructor, he got upset and they had a big fight in front of her friends. “How rude is it that there’s a naked guy in my house when I walk home?” Kris shouted. Kim’s response: “Kris, you don’t treat people like that. I don’t care how uncomfortable you are,” she said. “You’re so immature I can’t take it.”
In the end, Kris decided to leave and go to Minnesota to train. “I just can’t get done what I need to get done in New York,” he said, citing the cramped living situation and their other issues.
“We’re gonna live separate?” she asks, “like a long-distance marriage?”