updated 11/28/2011 AT 11:00 AM ET
•originally published 11/28/2011 AT 3:30 PM ET
Kourtney and Kim Take New York had its season premiere Sunday night and with all the bickering between the show’s newlyweds, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, it could have been called Kim and Kris Break Up. But whose behavior was worse?
Among the lowlights …
Before they left, for New York, Kris said, “You’re my wife now … It’s going to take a lot to get rid of me.” Then he scooped her up and said, “God, you ate a lot of wedding cake.”
Once they were settled into their New York apartment, Kris admits to intentionally leaving clothes around just to annoy Kim, who’s a known neat freak.