updated 10/18/2013 AT 7:35 PM ET
•originally published 10/19/2013 AT 12:35 PM ET
Maybe her wig was too tight.
Dolly Parton piled on some gold chains and donned a blonde afro to show off her skills as a rapper for The Queen Latifah Show – and while the whole song won’t be seen till Monday’s show, we’ve watched a sneak peek three times and we still don’t know what to make of it.
Wearing a fitted mini dress and leggings, the 67-year-old begins her performance with a call out: “Hey Ho!” and then explains, “I ain’t calling anybody names, I’m just so proud to be here.”
She continues the song with an acknowledgement of her legendary cleavage: “Now I don’t hip and I don’t hop, I’d black both eyes with this big top, I know the Queen has got ‘em too but she don’t work ‘em like I do.”
Then Parton claims to be twerking and gives a shout-out to her goddaughter, Miley Cyrus. “Hey Miley, I got your wrecking balls right here,” she raps.
Watch the video and tell us what you think of Parton’s new persona.