02/03/2014 AT 9:30 AM ET
If there was one thread running through the Super Bowl last night – other than Joe Namath’s coat – it was the astounding plethora of shirtless men, in commercials and otherwise. Not that we’re complaining.
Here are our favorites.
It’s kind of odd that an English soccer player managed to out-shirtless and out-tattoo two American rockstars who are legendarily shirtless, but Becks managed to beat the members of Red Hot Chili Peppers at their own torso game.
Terry Crews will always be hilarious. Terry Crews is frequently shirtless. By combining those two elements, then adding The Muppets, something glorious came into being, like a rare chemical compound.
Anthony Kiedis and Flea
The Bodybuilders of the GoDaddy Ad
In years prior, GoDaddy’s Super Bowl ads may have been viewed as sexist. This year, they at least nodded towards equality by having just as many shirtless men in their ads as women. (We’re still on the fence about seeing Danica Patrick with huge artificial muscles, though.)
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