updated 02/13/2014 AT 5:45 PM ET
•originally published 02/13/2014 AT 2:15 PM ET
When it comes to picking a main squeeze from the ranks of Hollywood’s hottest men, I prefer some of the more unconventional choices.
Sure, Ryan Gosling and Chris Hemsworth have smoldering six packs and handsome faces, but they lack the depth and unusual charisma of my carefully chosen paramours below. These actors light up the screen with riskier, grittier roles and capture hearts not with muscle, but with mysterious allure.
Happy Valentine’s Day to my harem of overlooked hunks. This list is all about celebrating your special je ne sais quoi.
Girls gives you a questionable rep, but you’re just my kind of bad boy.
Aw rats, Willard! I’m smitten.
When ruling over Boardwalk Empire gets old, you can reign over my heart instead.
This mad man = one happy gal.
People say you look like an otter, and that’s just adorable.
You’ve trained a dragon, but can you harness my love?
There is no Superman, only Zod!
Funny man? Check! Family man? Check! Looks like everything checks out with you.
Aloha, Charlize. And sorry, ‘cause I loved Spicoli first.
You’re my everything of choice.
If you were mine, Every night would be a Boogie Night.
I had a dream you were my boyfriend once. Best. Dream. Ever.
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