"She was just plastic. I thought, ‘I know you’re not a robot because you can’t sing for s–t.’" – , dissing after bumping into the actress during a visit to her vocal coach, in her new bookSpelling Like It Is
"I only got two words in my mind so far, as far as ideas for the wedding go. That’s fighter jets." – , on how his upcoming nuptials will outdo his over-the-top proposal to , on L.A.’s Power 106 radio station
"I hear we both married our bosses." – , who wed her Big Sur director Michael Polish, to Jimmy Fallon, who walked down the aisle with his Fever Pitch producer Nancy Juvonen, on his late-night talk show
"Do you know how much weight I lost before I did this movie? Fifty pounds. Is anybody giving me a ticker tape parade? No!" – , who lost just as much weight as costars and Jared Leto for Dallas Buyers Club, on Jimmy Kimmel Live!