We Tried the Taylor Swift Texting App & Things Got Weird

“You never loved me, or her, or anyone, or anything” is a completely normal thing to casually text your friend, no?

Well, that’s just one of the over 300 ways you can confuse, delight or otherwise Taylor-ize (verb: the act of mesmerizing with Swift lyrics) your friends, family and Tinder dates, all thanks to the TayText app.

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Listen to the Ultimate Taylor Swift Playlist

You say you’re not a fan of Taylor Swift?

Well, the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, but it turns out that even people who weren’t on the Swift bandwagon have suddenly come around to loving her since the release of her new album, 1989.

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So, Taylor Swift Thought She Won the Grammy for Album of the Year (But She Didn't)

It’s not Taylor Swift’s fault – the first syllable of Random Access Memories really does sound a lot like the word Red.

When Yoko Ono, Olivia Harrison and Alicia Keys presented the Grammy for album of the year, Swift and her camp suffered a split-second faux pas: they almost began to celebrate a win for the night’s biggest award. Oops!

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Taylor Swift & Ed Sheeran Go Stand Up Paddleboarding in Rhode Island

Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran rocked Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass., on Saturday and then the tour mates proceeded to rock a pair of stand up paddleboards.

On Sunday, the musicians were spotted in Watch Hill, R.I., where Swift owns a summer home and appeared to be enjoying the water sport – she was spotted maneuvering across the waves on Wednesday.

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See This, Skip That: From The Conjuring to Only God Forgives

The Conjuring is terrific terror, but PEOPLE’s critic says it’s The Act of Killing that will really scare you.

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Here’s hoping you’re still on good terms with your horror-movie buddy, because you’re going to need a hand to hold, shoulder to cry on and/or lap to jump into for The Conjuring.

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Taylor Swift Rocks Red-and-White Bikini for July 4th Bash

The Fourth of July was all about the Red, white and blue for Taylor Swift, who spent the day showing off her patriotic pride – and bikini bod – with her tour mates.

On a brief break from the Red Tour, which resumes Saturday in Pittsburgh, the singer, 23, documented her beachside bash (presumably at her Rhode Island digs) on her blog.

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Taylor Swift Talks 'Toxic' Love Combinations

Fans tend to listen closely to Taylor Swift when she sings about the guy she is never ever, ever getting back together with or her past relationship that felt like the color red.

But to those trying to put a famous face to those post-breakup anthems, the singer-songwriter explains just where she finds her inspiration – without revealing any names, of course.

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Natalie Maines' and Terrence Howard's RED ads with their respective children

Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks and Oscar nominee Terrence Howardare featured in Gap’s latest RED campaign with their children. The ads will appear exclusively in the new Vanity Fair “Africa” issue thathas 20 different covers.

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