REVIEW: Lifetime's Unauthorized Full House Story Comes Up Empty

The Unauthorized Full House Story, Lifetime’s second foray into a behind-the-scenes movie franchise about old TV shows, is perfunctory and flavorless. It could be a project dumped on a director and crew imprisoned in a penal colony.

6 Burning Questions We Hope The Unauthorized Full House Story Answers

While Full House spin-off Fuller House won’t debut until next year on Netflix, we have Lifetime’s The Unauthorized Full House Story to tide us over with juicy behind-the-scenes details about the beloved 1990s sitcom.

John Stamos Admits He Wanted Olsen Twins Fired from Full House

Have mercy!

In a preview from Lifetime’s upcoming Unauthorized Full House Story, John Stamos is shown trying to give Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen the boot from Full House – but was the actor who played the twins’ doting on-screen Uncle Jesse really capable of doing such a thing?

Olsen Twins Are 'Teetering' on Whether They Will Return for Fuller House, Netflix Exec Says

In the words of the youngest member of the Full House family herself, no way José!

The Olsen Olympics: Mary-Kate and Ashley Celebrate Their Birthday with Epic Outdoor Party

It was literally all fun and games for Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen’s big birthday weekend.

The twins, who turned 29 on Saturday, threw a casual, outdoor game-themed soiree for their big day.

Dubbed the Olsen Olympics, guests were divided into two teams – red Team Mary-Kate and blue Team Ashley. Revelers shared photos of the epic games via Instagram, showing off the outdoor set up – which included a dunk tank and a colorful maze complete with tires and cones.

Watch Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Sing and Celebrate in These Hilarious Throwback Clips

Jodie Sweetin on Olsen Twins Skipping Fuller House: 'I Love Them No Matter What'

FIRST LOOK: See Who's on Board for The Unauthorized Full House Story

What really went on behind the scenes at Full House? Lifetime says they have answers.

This Aug. 22, the network premieres The Unauthorized Full House Story and promises plenty of scoop from the 1987 family comedy that made megastars of John Stamos and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

John Stamos Is '#Heartbroken' That the Olsen Twins Won't Appear in Fuller House

The show must go on!

Actor John Stamos reacted to the announcement that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen would not be joining Netflix’s Full House reboot on Friday, tweeting that he was “#heartbroken.”

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Won't Be Joining Netflix's Full House Reboot