Desperate Housewives Finale Proves Classically Desperate

Desperate Housewives is over. For longtime fans of the ABC comedy-drama, the two-hour finale flew by.

The first half concluded the preposterous murder trial against Bree (Marcia Cross). It was sad to see Bree led off to the death chamber manacled and in an unflattering orange jumper. Am I kidding? As narrator Mary Alice would say: Yesssssss

Housewives Hunk Ricardo Chavira Reveals Secret Wedding

Ricardo Chavira may have women troubles on Desperate Housewives, but he’s just become a married man in real life.

Chavira, 36, wed his longtime girlfriend, Marcea Dietzel, in a private ceremony on Sept. 22 in San Antonio, Texas, show publicist Chandler Hayes said.

Chavira confirmed the marriage to Entertainment Tonight on Monday on the Housewives set. The interview was to air Tuesday.