Michael Jackson Bird Poop Auction Ends
A bird dropping that Brandon Tudor of Oswego, Ill., found on the windshield of his car last week looked like a very familiar face: the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson. So, he did something off the wall and decided to sell it on eBay with a starting bid of $500.
"One of two things will happen," Tudor, a 29-year-old salesman and father of three, told the Chicago Sun Times. "It will go for an astronomical amount or I'll get nothing."
Sadly, much like the music icon, the prized poop was gone too soon. Before Tudor could get any bids, nature took its course on Monday and a rainstorm washed it away from the windshield of his Cadillac Deville.
"The 'king of Plop' has melted away," reads a message on a Facebook page Tudor set up. "There was a leak in the protective plastic and he is no more. As such the eBay bid is over :( It's been fun!"
But the poop will keep on giving. Tudor is selling 'King of Plop' mugs, T-shirts and other gear emblazoned with the image on Cafepress.com.