Britney Spears’s Dog Says the Craziest Things … on Twitter

Britney Spears and Hannah

Courtesy of Britney Spears

updated 12/13/2012 AT 4:00 PM ET

originally published 12/13/2012 AT 3:00 PM ET

When she sits at the judges’ table on The X Factor, Britney Spears doesn’t always have something nice to say.

But it’s clear who is the real b––h of the Spears household: her female dog, Hannah. (What does fiancé Jason Trawick think?)

Like mom, the 8-week-old Yorkshire terrier is not one to sugarcoat – at least, judging by her Twitter account, which already has a following of more than 27,000 fans (and counting!).

From the fur-ocious to the doggone funny, here’s the pick of the litter from Hannah’s Twitter.