Sexy Beasts! 7 Animals Who Are Better Looking than Us

Sexiest Man Alive 2013: Animals, Sexy Animals
Sometimes SMA stands for Sexiest Monkey Alive
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11/19/2013 AT 03:50 PM EST

Channing Tatum sure is nice, and we could stare at Zac Efron's six-pack all day. And, okay, fine – sometimes we just look at a picture of the Hemsworth brothers in the morning because it's not unlike a cup of coffee.

But they're not the only sexy beasts around here.

We're not lion when we say ...

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Provocative?

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... that this lion is better looking than we are, and we're okay with that.

But please don't objectify this horse

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How do you get your hair to do that?

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He may be attractive, but he is also intelligent, worldly and sensitive to the restraints of societal norms.



This kangaroo is so much more than a nice face, ya know?

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Ow, ow!

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And he's sick of being stereotyped, you guys.

But this walrus knows he's got it

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Look back at it.

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So he's going to flaunt it, and we hope you're okay with that.

This bear's got it, too

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Sexy is in the eye of the beholder, right?

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Note the effortless pose, perfectly groomed hair and subtlety arrogant facial expression.

But you know what's really sexy?

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Because this is better than anything.

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Love. (Sorry, we had to.)

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