updated 12/30/2013 AT 12:00 PM ET
•originally published 12/30/2013 AT 2:00 PM ET
Unless you’re this orangutan.
And judging by the look on his face, you can tell being unprepared is starting to weigh on him. In addition to what to wear and what to serve, there’s also decorating to be done. Plus, and we don’t want to rub salt into the wound, but someone’s going to need to find time to head to the salon.
Or, if this orangutan should so choose, there’s the alternative option of watching the Breaking Bad marathon instead of playing host. Either way sounds like the night will be a barrel of well, you know to us.