updated 01/21/2014 AT 4:00 PM ET
•originally published 01/21/2014 AT 2:45 PM ET
But seriously, hoo does your feathers?
One lucky owl was the recipient of some serious pampering recently, enjoying a wash and blowout so luxurious that it would give even Gisele Bündchen’s glam routine a run for its money.
After wetting itself in a bowl of water, the owl had its feathers dried and fluffed with a blow dryer. Later, its feathers were smoothed into place, perfecting the final look. The service even included a head massage to top it off. All in all, it sounds like a real hoot.