updated 02/14/2014 AT 10:00 AM ET
•originally published 02/14/2014 AT 11:50 AM ET
We asked the Internet sensation these questions and more when she visited the PEOPLE studio recently, and you (and anyone you date) will surely benefit tenfold from the perma-kitten’s wisdom. With over 30,000 Twitter followers, this Tweetheart knows what it feels like be adored – and she’s ready to share the love!
With a little help from her owner Mike Bridavsky and rocker Andrew W.K. (who starred in the cat’s recent Animal Planet special), Lil Bub breaks it all down for us.