Basically, Ryan Gosling could be hovering over our beds, shouting, "Darling, it's time to wake up!" and we'd still pull our blankets over our heads. It's not you, Ryan, it's us, and we just really like sleeping.
So it came as a relief when we saw this YouTube video of a trio of baby pandas at China's Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding. Note the cub clearly struggling to stand up as the other two balls of fluff totter around.
No, Mr. Gosling is not in this video, but he might as well be because it doesn't matter – this panda is not (we repeat: not) getting up.