Shark Week, we have your next host.
This indefatigable dachshund jumped the inflatable shark – and dragged it (kicking and screaming) into a pet carrier so it could be released elsewhere. Like say, the pool, which we believe to be its natural habitat.
We have no idea what the inflatable shark did to deserve this. We're going to assume it has something to do with bacon theft and/or unauthorized bone use.
Here's what we do know: Last year, voodoo sharks and megalodons were the talk of Discovery Channel's annual fin-fest. We predict Shark Demon Dachshund will be a superb ratings boost this summer.