updated 04/13/2014 AT 10:00 AM ET
•originally published 04/10/2014 AT 5:50 PM ET
In HBO’s Game of Thrones, each major family takes the character of its house sigil. The proud Lannisters are lions, the hardy Starks are wolves and the squirmy Greyjoys are squids. And yet, no house in Westeros has yet claimed the noble goat as its symbol – and as the above video proves – that’s a major oversight.
So let’s rectify this by imagining what every major house’s words would be were they to do the right thing and change their sigil to a goat:
House Stark: Goats Are Coming
House Lannister: Hear Me Bleat!
House Targaryen: Hooves and Horns
House Baratheon: Ours Is the Furry
House Tully: Nannies, Billies, Honor
House Tyrell: Goating Strong
House Martell: Unbowed, Unbent, Unhousebroken
House Greyjoy: We Are Not Sows
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