06/05/2014 at 04:20 PM EDT
We thought our dogs were pretty impressive because they kind of know our names and only chew on our shoes sometimes.
We were wrong.
Meet Enrique: The dog enthusiast was featured on Wednesday night's episode of Myx TV's I'm Asian American and ... There is no delicate way to put this: His 12-year-old pooch, Cody, poops on command.
That is all we'll say, but you can watch the video above.
As for Enrique, he went from corporate America to owning a dog-grooming service, which just so happens to be called (wait for it) Ruff Cutz.