updated 07/24/2014 AT 5:30 PM ET
•originally published 07/25/2014 AT 6:30 AM ET
Because Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey can’t have all the fun.
When you’re done watching the freshly released Fifty Shades of Grey trailer for, you know, the 500th time, you’ll want to see these bulldog puppies in action (check it out below).
In this decidedly more innocent display of romantic interest, these pawed paramours (courtesy of Instagram user jmarcoz) make like Fifty Shades’s leading lovers in that barely safe-for-work elevator scene.
With a passion that could make the Red Room of Pain blush, these pups have said “laters, baby” to inhibition in the name of young love and all that is right in this world.