updated 07/30/2014 AT 6:00 PM ET
•originally published 07/30/2014 AT 2:05 PM ET
This is a weather advisory: The purr-fect storm is coming. And we’re not kitten – this one is big.
Throughout the month of August, fur-ocious natural disasters are taking aim at cities across the country. Without warning, a fire-breathing dog threatens all living things in L.A. when he nonchalantly pops out of a horrifying vol-canine.
Later, the calm of Quiet Town, U.S.A., is shaken to its core by an earth-quack, an invasion of monstrous ducks. Whatever you do, don’t ruffle those feathers!
Last but definitely not least, the coast of Cape Cod is faced with the fiercest storm on record: the purr-icane, a devastating storm system that spews angry-looking cats along an endless trail of terror.
And we would never mess with an angry cat.