This Dog Who Refuses to Move Is Our Spirit Animal
08/07/2014 AT 07:00 PM EDT
Brenda Falkenstein rescued Freya from a shelter in College Station, Texas, a few weeks ago and has since noticed that her new pet is in the running for the title of Laziest Dog Ever.
Falkenstein says that Freya's favorite activity is lying on her back, telling Storyful, "She does it to nap, to ask for belly rubs; it's how she tells me the walk is over, and [it's] what she does when I give her a command she doesn't want to obey."
And though the dog is named for a key figure in Norse mythology, don't expect her to be performing any godlike feats, unless you count the unnaturally sassy eye roll at the 19-second mark.