updated 08/28/2014 AT 12:15 PM ET
•originally published 08/27/2014 AT 1:15 PM ET
It’s a plot plucked from a soap-opera script.
Displeased with her day-to-day life, Ai Hin concocts a plan to fake a pregnancy in a desperate plea for more attention – and treats! (Bwahahahaha.)
On Tuesday, experts at China’s Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding revealed that they caught on to Ai Hin the panda’s scheme – dun, dun, dun! – and canceled a live broadcast they were planning of the cub’s birth, which would have been the world’s first.