08/27/2014 AT 2:30 PM ET
One time, our dogs only partially chewed up our shoes and didn’t totally hog the bed at night. We were quite pleased.
But then we met Millie, and everything changed. Now we’re not all that impressed. You see, Millie helps her owners carry groceries, door-to-door from the car to the house. (Watch the video above.)
No, we’re not mad at our dogs for being, well, slightly less competent, lazy and of the non-athletic persuasion. We love our dogs so much, we’re not even disappointed. In fact, we can put this all behind us (no offense, but you’ve raised the bar impossibly high, Millie) if we can just agree that stilettos are not and should never be mistaken for bones.