Ugh, it's Thursday afternoon.
This English bulldog prefers the shiny excitement of the silver ball to the mundane monotony of a chew toy.
All it takes is the suggestion of "pinball" from his owner, and this pup is running toward the basement faster than you can say "multi-ball bonus."
Taishan the Panda has lived his whole life in front of cameras, much like Jim Carry in The Truman Show. And like Jim Carrey in The Truman Show, that means you can watch his whole life in a series of neatly-edited clips. (No Ed Harris, but you can supply your own Philip Glass soundtrack if you want.)
Brennan Phillips is a Ph.D. student who specializes in underwater volcanoes – which is awesome – at the University of Rhode Island.
Here's a thing we learned about pandas today: Apparently, they can drink so much water at a clip that they become "drunk" on it and can't move, immobilized by their swollen bellies.
"Is that what you want? You want to wear that toilet paper all day long?"
"Get back on your side of the car. MOOOOMMMMM!"
These twin goats belong to Hope Hall, of the Sunflower Farm Creamery in Cumberland, Maine. Their names are Charlotte and Harper, and Charlotte is the one patiently dealing with her sister's out-of-this-world irritation skills. We're getting flashbacks to every road trip we ever took as a child.
Who knew that putting a flower on a cat's head makes the animal just turn off?
Just purrfect: Calvin Harris is cat-sitting for girlfriend Taylor Swift while she's away for her 1989 World Tour.