Because Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey can't have all the fun.
When you're done watching the freshly released Fifty Shades of Grey trailer for, you know, the 500th time, you'll want to see these bulldog puppies in action (check it out below).
It has been nine years since the synth-loving rock band sElf has released a new album, but they certainly know how to make up for lost time.
Just in case you're having a bout of "I can't" or "I won't" or "Why bother even trying?" we present to you this: five wheelcart dogs playing fetch alongside three able-legged dogs. Everyone is barking.
Hope is a pup that certainly lives up to her name. Even though this dog has been through some rough times, her adorable and friendly demeanor has never waned and now it's paying off.
We all love those videos of soldiers being welcomed home by their loving dogs, but this one of a cat doing the same thing takes it up a notch.
DANGER! Not only is this area high voltage, it also contains an overwhelming amount of adorableness.
It's not quite as iconic as the Running of the Bulls – but it's much cuter.